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- Here's how Lincoln died: "I want to go to the theater, I want to go to the theater!" Mrs.Lincoln nagged. "Fine!" Abe said.
So they were at the theater and Abe thought "Someone shoot me."BAM!!! John Wilks Booth shot Abe Lincoln.
- There was 3 blondes on an island they found a lamp, then they rubbed it. A genni popped out and said "You have 3 wishes."
1 blonde wished she was off the island. POOF! She was gone. The other blonde wished she was off the island, too. POOF! She
was gone. The last blonde said "It's lonley I wish my friends were back." POOF! The other 2 blondes poofed back.
- What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
- The score is: Beverly Hills 90210, Chicago Bears 3
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